I have an alias. Her name is Ms. Murphy and she only shows her face at the checkout line at Safeway. Most times it's the geriatric Safeway by our house since that's the only one I go to. Reason being is that I use this random phone number connected to God's only knows who's "Club Card." I think the number belonged to the apartment of a guy I used to date.
It gives me satisfaction to know that Safeway doesn't have my real name and phone number, but you'd think that after the checkout person saw my credit card they would know I wasn't Ms. Murphy. Oh well... it is the geriatric Safeway.
I wonder who she is.
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i love that safeway because you never end up buying any more than you want cuz they don't have anything you want, it's an acquired taste!
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